>1. Don't change horses until they stop running.
>2. Strike while the bug is close.
>3.It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
>4 Never underestimate the power of termites.
>5.You can lead a horse to water but How?
>6.Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
>7 No news is impossible
>8. A miss is as good as a Mr.
>9. You can't teach an old dog new Math
>10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
>11. Love all, trust Me.
>12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.
>13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.
>14. Where there's smoke there's pollution.
>15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
>16. A penny saved is not much.
>17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
>18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
>19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose.
>20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
>21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
>22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
>23. You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box
>24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
>25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who eats prunes, gets good run for money.
Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon will find him in cathouse.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.
A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.
You never test the depth of a river with both feet.
Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.
The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato — the best part of him is underground.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
It matters not what you do, as long as you are the best one doing it.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference.
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
Patience will come to those who wait for it.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door..
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
I can resist everything except temptation.
It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference.
The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
There are three faithful friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change.
Invariably they are both disappointed.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
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